In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Uwe Boll's next failed movie

[Arigot]

Why doesn't he just stop already? All his movies are the absolute epitome of suck.

And also, wtf @ Jason Statham being the main character. It's a little unexpected for a reasonably famous guy to be in one of Uwe's movies. Then again, Tara Reid was in Alone in the Dark, and that movie sucked ass, so I still doubt that Statham will help much.

I hate this man.

To simply put it through a quote I heard: "Uwe Boll makes terrible movies. Anyone who tells you otherwise is Uwe Boll."

[DRVIC]

Originally Posted by Arigot

Why doesn't he just stop already? All his movies are the absolute epitome of suck.

And also, wtf @ Jason Statham being the main character. It's a little unexpected for a reasonably famous guy to be in one of Uwe's movies. Then again, Tara Reid was in Alone in the Dark, and that movie sucked ass, so I still doubt that Statham will help much.

I hate this man.

To simply put it through a quote I heard: "Uwe Boll makes terrible movies. Anyone who tells you otherwise is Uwe Boll."

Careful what you say man, doesnt Uwe Boll challenge his critics to boxing matches?

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[CivicLx]

lol, man I think I might have caught the very last part of this preview a couple weeks ago. by the time I got into the theatre, I caught the very last part of a preview that had something to do with a king. I thought it had jeremy irons or liam neeson in it so i went home and checked on IMDB and youtube for trailers. I just put in some titles I thought it might have been.

well I stumbled across a preview for this new Statham movie and it does look terrible. It looks like someone told ray liotta to do his worst acting job he could possibly come up with.
with that said, I'll probably still go see it

[Arigot]

Originally Posted by DRVIC

Careful what you say man, doesnt Uwe Boll challenge his critics to boxing matches?

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Haha, I totally forgot about that! Let us hope he doesn't see this then, I hear he's vicious in the ring. He took on some 16 year old, if I remember right, and apparently didn't hold back at all. Spooky.

And yeah, I think I'll probably see it too. If anything it'd probably be one of those really crappy movies that's fun to go to and mock.