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04-24-2007, 08:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Car: 1999 civic si, 1996 cobra
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idiot DX gets murdered...
This ain't a fair kill, but i'm sure some of you will enjoy. Everyone likes seeing assholes go down  .
It's about 1pm and I'm coming back from school on skyline blvd which is a 2 lane 55mph highway w/ some stop lights. I'm driving along in the slow lane @ 55 (gas is $3.66  ) and i start to hear an annoying sound from behind me. I look in my mirror and sure enough there is a 96-00 civic behind be, tailgating me like a motherfucker. I'm waiting for the fool to just pass me, but he says in the slow lane with me for like 1/4 mile right on my freakin bumper and i'm starting to get pretty irritated  . As we approach a light he FINALLY pulls along side and i get a look at his car. Just as i thought it was a civic coupe, black, lowered on steelies  , euro lights, and a generic welded on muffler that sounds like CRAP. I could see he didn't have the SI gauges or trim, so i prolly figure he has a DX or so lol.
We come to a full stop at a light; both our windows are down. I look in and it's this ghetto ass filipino kid (im filipino too lol) , maybe 17-20, with 2 pretty cute girl passengers hehe. I figure he'll just speed off, but he proceeds to do the unthinkable...he does that ghetto glare at me and starts revving like no other. This has NEVER happened to me while driving my cobra and i don't really know if he's serious or not. Then he yells out "don't try me *****, i've beaten mustangs before. Wanna-be white boy"...something like that  , and the 2 bitches giggle at me. At this point i'm pinching myself cuz i swear I'm dreaming. I don't hear a turbine or bov, i doubt he has a shot, and the only thing he's really sporting is and AEM and DC sport sticker on his back window. Not to mention he has 2 passengers, and we're going up a slight incline.
I hate kids like this fool who give REAL Honda enthusiasts like us a bad name, so I figured i should just demolish him...and that's EXACTLY what I did. Light turns green and we both go. He guns it, but I go half throttle and give him about a length. We both move into second at even and he's at WOT while im basically cruising at 1/2 right beside him. I waited till he looked over at me (pretty worried), then i went WOT in second gear, putting a bus length on him in 2 seconds  , and once i hit third, he was BUS LENGTHS behind  . We approach the next light again, but this time he decides to stay behind me in my lane instead of pulling along side and giving it another go. We leave again and he makes sure he doesn't tailgate me this time lol. I take my exit and he drives on. Must have sucked getting killed with 2 cute girls in the car...he prolly made some stupid excuse. I guess that it isn't a legit kill, but this fucker was asking for it. "don't try...ive beaten mustangs before"  please...he couldn't take an LS integra...dumbfuck...
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Me: *thinking*  - must be desperate

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04-25-2007, 02:05 AM
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S Zero Racer
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I love the story, that kinda shit has happened to me on so many occasions. Just when you think ricing is dead, some dumbfuck who apparently went thru a timewarp comes out of the woodwork, and his car looks like it too.
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04-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Coatesville PA
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nice man, i had the same thing happen to me against a sentra ser. guy talked soo much shit then i whooped his ass lol.
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08-06-2007, 11:50 PM
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Midnight Racer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Mechanicsville, VA
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08-07-2007, 05:38 AM
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Clean story. Good write up have one on me. 
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08-07-2007, 06:24 AM
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great story, he got what he deserved, shoulda gotten the girls' number 
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08-07-2007, 06:42 AM
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usually i dont condone street racing but that fucker deserved it.. how do you know it wasnt an ex though?? either way, the kid deserved it
and especially to go up against a cobra.. i mean it might have been different if it was a gt.. but obviously the kid was an idiot
way to put a ricer in his spot 
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08-07-2007, 09:11 PM
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Noob
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Car: 1999 civic si, 1996 cobra
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how do you know it wasnt an ex though??
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i just figured cuz his side skirts and moldings weren't painted, but really i can't be sure. I'm sure he was a single cam though...his shit wasn't going anywhere. 
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1999 Civic Si (blue!)
1996 Mustang Cobra (Black)
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Me: Sorry, I can't buy a condo at this development. I nearly ripped off the bottom of my car trying to get up your main driveway.
Salesman: Please reconsider! We are fully willing to level the driveway and sidewalk to accommodate your vehicle.
Me: *thinking*  - must be desperate

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08-08-2007, 02:05 PM
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Digital Blueprint
Join Date: May 2004
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great story, he got what he deserved, shoulda gotten the girls' number 
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i agree w/ this post...ask for the number before the run 
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08-09-2007, 07:41 AM
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good story, puts some kids in their place
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08-09-2007, 07:51 AM
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Digital Racer
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I like it when kid's parents have money. Their car is nicely done, but they dont know how to drive it, and try to take on an experienced driver, thinking it will be an easy kill cause they're ridin stock.
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08-09-2007, 08:01 AM
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this reminds of that time the idiot in the rsx who thought his dc5 was a mclaren f1 decides to tailgate me and ride my ass in 3rd gear when i was in the 240. hehe i gave him a little jump and then romped it in third and it was over before 4th gear hehe.
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He's not Japanese, he was referring to the languages he can speak. He's capable of speaking English, can probably curse and ask for a beer in Spanish and has heard his girl moan in Japanese in bed  
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08-16-2007, 11:36 PM
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ahhh skyline road...i loves it. what part was this on? i normally traverse the southern portion from half moon bay to san jose. last time i did some suspension tuning there, i was keeping up w/ a viper. it kept braking in weird spots, so i didn't feel comfortable staying close behind him. 
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08-17-2007, 09:30 PM
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Noob
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Car: 1999 civic si, 1996 cobra
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