so funny i had to share

[killer B]

friday at work i had to run to a distributor to pick up a part. as i walk to the car i think..fuck it ill turn the bottle on. i pop the trunk and do so. get in the car and head on down the road. i get maybe 3 redlights down the road and a black mercedes AMG suv pulls along side of me. not sure what model it was i just saw "AMG" wich let me know it wasnt for me to fuck with. anyways i can see the 2 guys in the benz checking my car out. then the driver revs the truck up and started laughing. i just shook my head to let him know he's an idiot. dude couldn't have been older than 25....so im thinking....does your dad know your in his benz? lol
well the light goes green and i continue to ignore him..(i know that truck is AWD & supercharged) and he starts speeding up and slowing down and i continue to ignore him. i get a mile or so down the road and get a good stretch of road w/ out a traffic light and i slow down from 45ish to 30....and i see him hit the breaks and slow down. i flip the arm switch for the juice. he gets next to me and points like "you wanna run?" i shake my head and he starts laughing.....ok now im pissed to the point that id like to put my foot sideways in his ass
he rolls the window down and and i say "well go from 30 on you move" i dont think he understood me. and now were coming up o a light. so now we go from a dig. i was worried about traction out of the whole....cause torque is something my car has alot of.
light goes green and he gets a horrible launch for an AWD. out of the whole i get half a car into second and by the top of second i dont even see him next to me go into 3rd ive got a almost 2 cars......and then i let out of it. about another mile down the road is my turn so i get into the turning lane. he pulls up next to me and rolls the window down and im expecting something smartass to come out of his mouth and he say "i did not see that coming" "wtf is in that?" i say "its a swapped motor with some bolt ons" and he says "you wanna go on the interstate?" "no, i know that bitch has got waay more than mine" then he tells me to pull into a gas station...and im like what the hell.
we pull over and chat for a minute and i show him my set up. come to find out that the truck was a demo vehicle for a dealership....not even his.

now before yall start a flame war, i know that the AMG will absolute murder my car......but a wins a win chalk it up

[92HondaCivic]

nice kill. A AMG SUV? have any other info about it? Also 197 WTQ isnt anything,

[ATISTANG]

I bet that thing is heavy ass fuck, probably why you killed him off the line, but good job evan