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Old 08-27-2004, 12:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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just made this guy look st00pid

this is a little OT but I think still belongs in the teg forum.

Im at work right now and this guy just came in with a 98+ DC2 with the JDM front on it. It sounded like shit. Had maybe an exhaust leak going on. We talk to him for a minute and hes like "its got a 3puck clutch "

my buddy goes for a drive with him and tells me that the car really is fast. and the kid that brought it down was talking to me like I didnt know anything about Hondas he thought I was a F&F ricer or something he tells me that it has jdm this jdm that and is also CRVTEC. but he is still talking to me like Im a jackass. so he pops the hood and I see red valve cover. I look at the block, B18C1. :eek so I tell him that its not CRVTEC its a regular run of the mill USDM GSR. It was funny as hell to watch him swallow his lies. It had a shitty muffler shop exhaust, no name intake and no name header no name fpr and sounded like it either had cams or idled like shit.

After he realized I know what Im talking about he changes his story and tells me that the GSR block is bored to 2.0 but he wants to get the B20 I gave up and walked away.

thats my funny story from work
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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the shop i worked at had a guy like that. he had a GT mustang and had like an exhaust and an intake. well, we saw him at a party and he was telling people that it was supercharged and then we stepped in a busted him... then his story changed to planning to get a SC in the next months..... last i saw a year later, no SC.......
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Old 08-27-2004, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha that guy likes boys
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I deal with this on a daily basis. i act like i dont know anything for a while and just laugh on the inside
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I think you handled that poor fool's ego nicely, letting people lie like that can be very weird. I still don't think he has a 2.0... but the car was fast, even with the crappy mods??
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I think you handled that poor fool's ego nicely, letting people lie like that can be very weird. I still don't think he has a 2.0... but the car was fast, even with the crappy mods??
according to my buddy it was fast. I refuse to get in the car so some guy I dont know can try to show off. its just not safe. but, a gsr with i/h/e is gonna be pretty quick anyways
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol i love people like that..i got it all the time when i lived in indiana..

at least here, people know their shit..

regardless i love playing dumb for a bit...and since i used to work at a car dealership, i dealt with people who wanted to drift in their Spoon equipped Hyundai Sonatas...

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We would always harass the ricers at the chevron by having them pop their hoods.. we would spout off the most randomly stupid shit..
Like, "dude I think your VTEC rotor is bent" or "you need a new camshaft injection manifold" I even had one kid telling me his riced ass 87 civic hatch was vtec (stock dual point)
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dude you're running out of headlight fluid. that's gonna take 15hp away
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Funny how his story changed to "I have a GS-R block bored to 2.0L but I want to get a B20"... aaaaaaahahahaha why would you ever want to "upgrade" to an inferior stock 2.0L if you already have a bored 2.0L?! What a tool.
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Funny how his story changed to "I have a GS-R block bored to 2.0L but I want to get a B20"... aaaaaaahahahaha why would you ever want to "upgrade" to an inferior stock 2.0L if you already have a bored 2.0L?! What a tool.
I was gonna get into that with him, but my lunch was getting cold. and hot lunch > talking to this guy
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reminds me of the other day when i was looking at a 93 civic that was for sale owner told me it had a fully built JDM H22 w/ a stage 3 turbo kit, when it had the stock D15 with a S.R.I. *shakes head* and the sad thing is... some rice boy is gonna beleive him and buy it
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