Bedroom mistakes. The fun zone - Honda Forum / Acura Forum

wesside · 06-29-2006, 10:09 AM

Here we go its time for another thread full of fuked up stories. This ones for you atistang.. killerB where ya @ bro.

Ok so Last story I was talking about was:

I will keep it hush, what happens on sho stays on sho

. Just like I kept it hush about fucking this girl my friend liked on last week. Thing is he was talking shit on me to her and another girl to try to get in with the chicks. Fuck he says this to a girl I know. Here it goes ...she says "what does wes want outta me"... he says "he just wants to fuck" ... she says "He already has, that all he wants" ... he says " yea he just wants to fuck again" .. Last time I've talked to that girl was earlier that night( a week + now) It's alright though don't need no drama girl anyway. I told my friend dont ever say that kinda shit, good girl or even a whore doesnt want to be treated like one.

he was acting like it was ok if the one girl he likes wanted me, so I fucked this other one, but he doesnt know that. This is a girl I talked about earlier that I diss a couple times for him, and she told him lots of times that shes not his, never will be, and wont ever be more then friends.

So I didnt really say anything at all about him dogging me down hella to try to get pussy, I just fucked the chick and didnt feel to bad about it since he was trying to ruin me. Last night I told him never to do that shit again.

So last story of mine, update now is:
Ok so scoop is he's being cool now, I still have told him I won't do any women he wants that hes trying to hook up with or hooked up with. But the ones that don't want him I should have be able to hit it. I'm going to the bar tonight try to catch something then going to SLC to get with this one girl and have another lined up (myspace Lmao) but I'll be there for a few days prob hit a bar n club up too

Fuck it I'm going to have a good time its a much needed vacation.

I just didn't want to start this thread bare and just pulled last story I had

ATISTANG · 06-29-2006, 12:46 PM

I'm having a kegger saturday. I am going to try to get this girl in bed, heres the kicker. She is my friends sister and has two kids. Thats all I have at the moment but sense I'm having a kegger I'm sure there will be a good story to tell later.

wesside · 06-29-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ATISTANG

I'm having a kegger saturday. I am going to try to get this girl in bed, heres the kicker. She is my friends sister and has two kids. Thats all I have at the moment but sense I'm having a kegger I'm sure there will be a good story to tell later.

O yea buddy, I hope I get some stories too.. I will probably not be back online till I get back?? Can't wait to hear some about some bedroom mistakes lol

O the girl I banged last week is now doing oxycontin and all fucked up, damn

well I guess that makes it easy for me to stay away from her

Djin9ADG · 06-30-2006, 03:11 PM

i find your story funny, because every guy i know who pulls the concerned friend "He just wants to fuck you" line, always always always gets friended. 80% of the time she fucks the asshole guy anyway, so to be honest, i don't think you've got to worry about him talking bad about you.

Hoffman · 06-30-2006, 05:14 PM

Wow... sounds like a whole bunch of highschool drama bullshit to me.

Here is a real bedroom "mistake":
She said "dont cum in my mouth"...

so i shot it in her eye...

yeah its more funny than it is a mistake.

ATISTANG · 06-30-2006, 05:56 PM

Oh man, I have you beat.
One time I hadn't been laid in like 1 1/2 yrs and I was real busy at the time so I hadn't even beat off for over a week, so I end up staying the night with this girl . I was raw dog so when I pulled out I was aiming for her stomach, but after all that building up I shot the first one up her tit, in her eye, and in her hair. It was fucking great

killer B · 06-30-2006, 07:44 PM

wes bro- here's how i would have handled that situation.....

.....i'd told the "friend" :ya i heard that you we're saying that i only wanted to use this girl as a fuck buddy, whats up with that??? then he'd come back with some stupid excuse or say he didn't say it. then i'd say : well did you at least get a kiss from the chick after downing me? (and then pray that he said yes) and then make the simple comment....: so tell me........how'd my dick taste? and the look on his face alone would be worth it......

but thats just me though. but you and Atis are making me jealous......i'm married.....and my stories all end up in bed with the same women

and that would just get old. however my wife and i went with some friends to the strip club the other night......got blasted on some crown....then went home and fucked like porn stars but hey, who wants to here that shit

gsrboy171 · 06-30-2006, 08:15 PM

why do bitches always be like "my freind likes you and she said she wants to fuck you" but at the sametime the girl lick my neck. can't they just be up front nowa days.

h22lude · 06-30-2006, 10:01 PM

bedroom mistakes huh? how bout the time this girl decided to have her period in the middle of us fucking. That sorta sucked.

ATISTANG · 07-01-2006, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by h22lude

bedroom mistakes huh? how bout the time this girl decided to have her period in the middle of us fucking. That sorta sucked.

I've probably been there 20 times, I just put a towl down and stay on top then take a shower afterwards

33311 · 07-01-2006, 06:15 AM

*wondering what the hell have I missed while ive been in remission*

ATISTANG · 07-01-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by hndasedan1

*wondering what the hell have I missed while ive been in remission*

They locked My fucked over thread, also they added hyperlinks in the posts.
So I went through and made a few threads flaming certain people and got about 5 threads locked in the past week, its been real fun. Oh yeah I have established that I am addicted to sex something fierce

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wesside · 07-02-2006, 05:06 PM

Wow So I just got back in town

fuck I will rip a couple lil vids off my camecorder and post em.

First night (friday) got there late took this one stripper girl out to dinner shes cool, then met up with some myspace girl in the fucking ghetto o no lol she had some cracker jack friend and I wasnt going to get myself or my friend into it so we bailed got back to the cousins pad got fucked up went to bed.

Okay so this is were I had a great time saturday meet up with the stripper girl later go to the strip club hang out have some drinks good stuff then we roll to this fucking sweet place called Huka's lounge and lol this girl is sitting between me and my buddy and I'm kissing her alittle feeling her silicone she pops it out lol and I'm rubbing her nipple n shit feeling her ass n rubbing the poon under the table

She had to leave back to her boyfriend but its ok she started the o'l time of the month. So we are getting fucked up and deceided to go to this other bar I was trashed so I let my cousin drive right before the bar he does this fat ass burnout and pulls ebrake we come fucking sliding sideways into the entrance I wave at two securtiy gaurds and the whole time My friend was hanging out the car filming this shit

Get into the bar and the fucking security grabs us and there is like 4-5 cops outside all asking who is Wes n shit I was like yea thats me I let someone drive my car I pulled my pockets out and didnt have my keys my cousin did so I'm like look I dont drive drunk I have no fucking keys what

LoL so they let us go long story short they let us back in the bar at first they werent but there was a cool homie. So we leave my car there bail back to my cousins he rolls this fucking Super doobie with some eurphoria phatty papers I get fucked up and I'll just leave it at that. So no ass I didn't feel like getting any red or having my red wings.

I'll up some vid clips to my youtube hehehe

Sorry for typing so much I'm still fucked up I swear and been driving for 4hrs I'm tired.