Bedroom mistakes. The fun zone

[killer B]

Originally Posted by hndasedan1

it sounds to me when yall get drunk, more than motor skills leave yall. geezus, i cant leave yall be for one day. damn, i feel like i dont belong here anymore. all the drunks and man whores, and no place for Tiff, lol ill just go sit in my corner with my diet coke and my burnt ass hamburger that has the texture of a dog toy.

i'm usualy on point with my drinking. but JT caught me off gaurd while i was shooting pool. i was just going to take the shot real quick and get back to my game. next thing i know everybody going ooooooooh DAMN!! then my throat felt like i just drank gasoline.....and shit went down hill from there. i'm still not completley better yet. i haven't had any solid food in 2 days but all this talk about hambergers, hotdogs, and steak........wait a minute.........YEP!!! i'm hungry again!!! :clap i think i'll call for some steak-out!! see, that's why yall are my peoples (atis, wes, tiff) yall help a brutha out and don't even mean too. thanks guys.......for helping me get my appetite back.... i love you guys.....your just the best people i've never met.

[ATISTANG]

Originally Posted by killer B

i'm usualy on point with my drinking. but JT caught me off gaurd while i was shooting pool. i was just going to take the shot real quick and get back to my game. next thing i know everybody going ooooooooh DAMN!! then my throat felt like i just drank gasoline.....and shit went down hill from there. i'm still not completley better yet. i haven't had any solid food in 2 days but all this talk about hambergers, hotdogs, and steak........wait a minute.........YEP!!! i'm hungry again!!! :clap i think i'll call for some steak-out!! see, that's why yall are my peoples (atis, wes, tiff) yall help a brutha out and don't even mean too. thanks guys.......for helping me get my appetite back.... i love you guys.....your just the best people i've never met.

You should meet us in real life lol
BTW sense I know your guys names, you can call me Bruce, Bruski, Bruce Almighty, or anything along those lines

[33311]

lol im pretty sure were funnier in person, hell I know I am. heheheh. and atis, can I call you Dr. Long Schlong?

[ATISTANG]

Originally Posted by hndasedan1

lol im pretty sure were funnier in person, hell I know I am. heheheh. and atis, can I call you Dr. Long Schlong?

Baby... You can call me what ever you want to call me

[wesside]

Originally Posted by killer B

i'm usualy on point with my drinking. but JT caught me off gaurd while i was shooting pool. i was just going to take the shot real quick and get back to my game. next thing i know everybody going ooooooooh DAMN!! then my throat felt like i just drank gasoline.....and shit went down hill from there. i'm still not completley better yet. i haven't had any solid food in 2 days but all this talk about hambergers, hotdogs, and steak........wait a minute.........YEP!!! i'm hungry again!!! :clap i think i'll call for some steak-out!! see, that's why yall are my peoples (atis, wes, tiff) yall help a brutha out and don't even mean too. thanks guys.......for helping me get my appetite back.... i love you guys.....your just the best people i've never met.

Thanks y0 I've got to say your one cool motha fucka maybe we've got the same type of dna - crown royal & doobies
Tonight I'll cook up some bbq'age and maybe even eat one for you too

I think its going down tonight fella's & tiff I was at the bar and invited 4 more groups of girls. Fuck there was 4 of us and I always end up having to be the one to round up the ladies, I told my one friend who wanted to talk to this girl Look dude go over to that girl and say Hey my friend is having a bbq n party and point to me (use me you know wingman shit) and say do you want to come over then the one girl is like I wanna talk to him/me have him come over lol so I went over talked to her had her hanging all over me so either way it works out pulling the wingman or ending up being the pilot

Cross your fingers for me that half of the ladies show and even then that will be cool.. o and no popo action well it will be ok just my roomy tried to jinx it yesterday bastard like knock on wood but I feel like there might be popo action I'm like dude shut the fuck up already :noo .

O yea I'm Wes or Wesley or Wesside or Manwhore

[33311]

lol they better be hot women too. geezus i dont wanna see no ugly ass girls now. speaking of po po, sorry to hijack, but earlier i was watching some woman laughing at the police that were trying to get into her apartment to issue a warrant. they were banging so hard on the door, and she wouldnt let em in. 10 minutes after that, she wasnt laughing anymore. lol but anywho, continue on with your bbq

[killer B]

Originally Posted by ATISTANG

You should meet us in real life lol
BTW sense I know your guys names, you can call me Bruce, Bruski, Bruce Almighty, or anything along those lines

finally, i knew err one elses name. now we're an official click.........or something. i realy only get on here now just to talk (or type) to you guys. i might check a few other threads out if i'm board but the first thing i do is see WTF you guys are up to. my peoples.

WES- my *****, you and Bruce-Bruce been pimpn' since pimpn' been pimpn'..........pimpn'. i had to turn in my playaz card in the day i got married. but back in my single dayz, put us together....i think us three would be unstopable. all the ladies would just have to

[wesside]

Originally Posted by killer B

finally, i knew err one elses name. now we're an official click.........or something. i realy only get on here now just to talk (or type) to you guys. i might check a few other threads out if i'm board but the first thing i do is see WTF you guys are up to. my peoples.

WES- my *****, you and Bruce-Bruce been pimpn' since pimpn' been pimpn'..........pimpn'. i had to turn in my playaz card in the day i got married. but back in my single dayz, put us together....i think us three would be unstopable. all the ladies would just have to

4 shizzle so last night I was going to get with two chicks at the same time but right as she left to go get her friend I guess my roomy started to text n call her and start with all the lame ass cock block action, and well I said something about it like your ruining my fucking game man. They came back I gotta get some tounge action n shit but my buddy got outta bed and think he just killed the mood they left and want to rally up today.

So I got fucked up last night. Red stripes, Crown, jagermeister, my lil bro slipped my a 1/2 of a xanax bar. Smoked a doobie too and my big bro that stalky lil fucker was messing around with me and I chin checked him pretty hard in the jaw and he starts beating me up alittle it moves to the hallway and then my sholder smakes the a/c control dilly then I pulled this manuever I grabbed him around the neck jumped pushed off the wall and slammed him down with me onto the ground and had him in submission :w00t He didnt expect that from little brother hehe so we stopped that and went back to more drinks. The use getting roudy no biggy we have always done that since I was little so it wasnt serious at all.

Check the damage o and don't think I was trying to take no gaybee photos just the bruises on me, my sholder and the wall.










And we have so much food n alcohol left over we will probably do it again tonight

[33311]

nice ass......lol

[wesside]

Originally Posted by hndasedan1

nice ass......lol

lol as long as it came from you thanks Again I took the pic cuz the bruises. lol shit I even have a little bruise on my right side alittle below my ribs.

[ATISTANG]

So last night was fun

beer + boat = me drunk pissing off the side of the boat into the lake


So anyways you guys remember me talking about Miranda right? She called me last night and was about an hour away and she sounded kinda tired like she was ready for bed. She was like how long are you guys gonna be out on the lake? I was like probably till we finsh these beers, we have a 30 pack left and there is 3 of us so maybe 2-3hrs depending. So I told her we have room for one more if she wanted to come out. She was like nah.... I guess I'll just go home I'm pretty tired, I just wanted to see you this weekend but If your gonna be out on the boat that late then I'll just see ya some other time.

Ok so let me give you guys a quick run down on the relationship between Miranda and I incase I didn't cover it on the other thread. We have been best friends for like 3 yrs now, she tells me she loves me and I tell her the same. The thing is I love her as more than a friend but she looks as me like a brother more than anything. Trust me because I've tried to get her to have sex with me numerous times but she never will, she will just cuddle, which is still great for me because like I said I love the girl. I know that sounds kinda hopeless but I can't help it and those feelings will probably never ever change.

So anyways let me jump out of EMO mode here and get back with my story.
When we hang out around people who haven't seen us together they always assume we are going out. Like one day I went to my friends house and his newer girlfriend was there. She was like wheres Miranda? I was like I don't know probably out with so guy or something. She was like you just let your girl friend hang out with some guy you don't know? I was like what are you talking about, were not going out.
Anyways I get that all the time. And she always flirts with me but when it comes down to it she won't fool around or even kiss me aside from on the cheek. So I always get confused, like from our conversation last night it sounds to me like she was planning on staying the night with me. If she was going to drive 1hr to come see me when she is tired and she didn't want to be up late, then it would have been another 30min drive home from my place.
Even if she did it would probably be the same old, I make a move she slaps me and say quit then we just cuddle all night. Its really wierd.

Input anyone?