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06-16-2005, 11:23 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Wichita KS.
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Car: 1994 Integra GS-R
Mods: CAI, 64mmTB, FPR, JDM p72 ecu, header, 2 1/4" ex., MSD 6al, 10lb. flywhl, ACT clutch, JDM CTR crank pul., shrtshftr, 2.25" drop, ST swaybars, KYB shocks, weight redux, CF hood, F+R tie bars, Enrg. Susp. Mtr. Mnts., SS brake lines
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Dumbest Ricer of All
I've talked about this ass before, but just when I thought this kid had exhausted his last dumb idea another one comes along. A friend of a friend has this Toyota Celica and it is one of the most riced out cars ever. It is a 1990 2.2l automatic that is lowered, has a big ass wing with shock absorbers, six fake carbon front winglets, all kinds of stickers, fake carbon fiber everywhere, a complete rice bucket. This kid has racked up thousands of $$ in credit card debt ordering every worthless Ebay rip off part. He got a tornado, an electric supercharger, built his exhaust entirely out of flexpipe and exhaust clamps. This idiot truly believes that his car runs a 15.0 sec. 1/4mi. E.T. He actually has a 15.1 sec. timeslip but I think there was a glitch or they gave him the wrong slip. His latest mod is a set of 440cc/min. injectors, DSM I think. His car is supposed to have 195cc/min. injectors stock. He thinks that this mod will put him into the 14's and he is too stubborn or ignorant to listen to anyone who actually even has a half assed idea of what they are talking about. We told him he will be lucky if his car runs at all with those injectors.
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06-16-2005, 11:24 AM
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Cypher Wave
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Looking through the eyes of a madman
Posts: 31,289
Car: I dont own a car
Mods: fuck off
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pics or ban
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Phantoms like a mother fucker
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06-16-2005, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 1,319
Car: 2006 MazdaSpeed6
Mods: It's just a Mazda...
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Just Toyown him and get it over with.
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06-16-2005, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pasadena, Ca
Posts: 142
Car: 98' AV6 Ex----81' Datsun 280zx
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You sound stressed. Dont worry about him; these asses are all over the place. Let the fool waste his time and money.
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06-21-2005, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lake stevens, wa
Posts: 32,597
Car: 03 infiniti g35 sedan 6mt
Mods: seattle seahawks liscense plate frame
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kick him in the throat and laugh
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06-21-2005, 04:25 PM
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SH Virus
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plymouth Rock
Posts: 8,506
Car: pair of pumas
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Just ignore him. When he starts talking to you, look at the horizon, and when he asks what you are looking at, softly say "shhhhhhh."
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"Racing is a matter of spirit not strength."
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On some models the AC controls are located on the door panels. Temperature is selected by how far you rotate the crank and the fan is operated by the long skinny pedal to the far right. The further you depress this pedal, the higher the air flow.
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06-21-2005, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: around
Posts: 21,728
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at least it's not a civic 
edit: oh my bad, did i say that in a honda forum? 
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06-21-2005, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Plymouth Rock
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at least it's not a civic
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Ohhhhhhh diisssss...
Now I'm gonna pee on your MR2.
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"Racing is a matter of spirit not strength."
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On some models the AC controls are located on the door panels. Temperature is selected by how far you rotate the crank and the fan is operated by the long skinny pedal to the far right. The further you depress this pedal, the higher the air flow.
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06-22-2005, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: lake stevens, wa
Posts: 32,597
Car: 03 infiniti g35 sedan 6mt
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Originally Posted by civic1784
Ohhhhhhh diisssss...
Now I'm gonna pee on your MR2.
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that makes 2 of us.
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06-26-2005, 05:45 PM
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SH Virus
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: michigan
Posts: 4,654
Car: 1998 honda civic
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dont even worry about stupid kids like that. theres too many of them out there to worry about them. when he talks, look him square in the eye with a blank look and then when he is done, say "huh?"
a stare like this will work
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youd be surprised how popular a lot of things are. the market for sleeper products is huge since most states treat you like a jew in 1943 poland if youre a ricer
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06-30-2005, 09:46 PM
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Digital Racer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: manchester, nh
Posts: 764
Car: 91 honda crx hf (si)
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you know what you need to do. tell the kid you want to race and where, then grab all of his friends and meet up there and see what he does |
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06-30-2005, 09:58 PM
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Noob
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 66
Car: 1993 Honda Accord LX
Mods: Lowering springs, shocks and strut bar
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whenever he talks to you....look at him with crazed eyes and twitch a bit...see if he leaves you alone after that.
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06-30-2005, 10:00 PM
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Midnight Racer
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Napa....land of the ricers
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hahah theres so many cars around here like that u dont even kno!
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06-30-2005, 10:01 PM
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Noob
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 66
Car: 1993 Honda Accord LX
Mods: Lowering springs, shocks and strut bar
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Originally Posted by K20Civic
hahah theres so many cars around here like that u dont even kno!
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you can find cars like that everywhere....here in Cincy you can find them around almost every corner...tis a sad world we live in.
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"Moltar can lick my center of gravity!"
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06-30-2005, 11:21 PM
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Lifeless Ninja
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: PA
Posts: 10,918
Car: 1997 240SX SE 5spd
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dont even worry about stupid kids like that. theres too many of them out there to worry about them. when he talks, look him square in the eye with a blank look and then when he is done, say "huh?"
a stare like this will work
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I've done this countless of times
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