How to tell if you're a car noob.

[mocha907]

not trying to say i'm better than anyone or put anyone one down this is just for fun because i was bored
You know you're a car noob if:

your first mod is a cold air intake.
you think a body kit provides downforce
you try/want to put an intercooler on an N/A car
you think N/A means not applicable
you think BBC is a cable channel
you think every Japanese car is rice
you have never driven stick
you think sliding on ice in your FWD car is drifting
you can't name your engine
you think JDM is a company
you think JDM is an adjective
you bought an electric supercharger
you think NOS is a technical term
you don't know what FF FR MR and RR stand for
you cant change you own oil
you think a cam is something you take pictures with
you can't do a burnout

they are in no particular order add more if you want i know i will

[jordan_myers]

[mocha907]

More

you have no idea what I/H/E means

your "Exhaust setup" consists of only an Ebay muffler.

the term "cat back" eludes you

you cant envision the internal workings of your engine and still attribute it to magic

you thought the turbonator was a good idea

when your mechanic tells you what was wrong with your car you smile and nod because you're lost

NAPA has a reason to question weather you are asking for the right part

you need a new 710

you can't get your keys out of your DSM

you have stalled in reverse (raises hand)

you have NOS seat covers, steering wheel cover, floor mats but no Nitrous

you have spinning hub caps

you brag online about someone else's car

[Avian]

[mocha907]

i forgot about this i meant to add more meh i will later, I'm going to start a list like this only on how to tell if you are a real car guy

[Onefastek97]

if you think you can run a wire to your VTECH/vtac to engage when you want

[Avian]

If you think LSD in a car description means that car runs on drugs.

[tienlude]

710...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tienlude]

if you think the under construction class in a show, is a real class.

[PimpinSol]

Originally Posted by mocha907

you can't do a burnout

ive never tried in fear of snapping an axle

Originally Posted by mocha907

you have stalled in reverse

Ive done that when i first got my car trying to get the feel fo the clutch

[Onefastek97]

Originally Posted by PimpinSol

ive never tried in fear of snapping an axle

PUSSY

[mocha907]

Originally Posted by PimpinSol

ive never tried in fear of snapping an axle



Ive done that when i first got my car trying to get the feel fo the clutch

i did it with my mustang

[WVU97GS-R]

Originally Posted by Onefastek97

if you think you can run a wire to your VTECH/vtac to engage when you want

that was a thread like 1.5 weeks ago hahaha