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Old 03-11-2010, 05:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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...I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and nervous bout getting her pregnant. But she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me...'BE MY BABY'S DADDY!' ...I couldn't get out on time...FML...
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you never know she might not get pregnant... chances are slim only if the moon is right she'll get pregnant.

i've freeked out before when a condom broke. I never told her and a few weeks later she got her P. I should have said something, but she'll worry about it and miss her P.
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Old 03-11-2010, 05:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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dude if a girl got prego every time you nutted in her...i'd have about at least 115 kids
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i would hang her upside down by the ankles and pour my own special mixture of bleach, spermicide, and sulfuric acid into her vagina and let it sit for a minute and 30 seconds...100% guarantee of no baby...
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All you guys worry bout is getting girls pregnant??
I'd be more worried bout Cock rot or stuff like that!
Shit'll fall off nowadays from nasty nookie diseases
Yeah the old pull out method don't work, me and my girl were using that method
see above 2 posts for cure to said problem.
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Shit'll fall off nowadays from nasty nookie diseases
Yeah the old pull out method don't work, me and my girl were using that method
see above 2 posts for cure to said problem.
Ehhh all of the common diseases can be cured in two weeks... Unless the Brit girls keep their vags as dirty as their tea stained teeth..... Just bang Susan doyle... You know nobody has been there yet ....
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thats what i'm saying..as soon as i read " i had sex with this girl" i knew it was a story about someone else.
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thats what i'm saying..as soon as i read " i had sex with this girl" i knew it was a story about someone else.
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b. I thought that a marine would actually end up in that sort of position
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