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Old 03-12-2010, 05:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ehhh all of the common diseases can be cured in two weeks... Unless the Brit girls keep their vags as dirty as their tea stained teeth..... Just bang Susan Doyle... You know nobody has been there yet ....
Susan Doyle is Scottish not english.
And if you think all girls (nice ones) don't carry stuff your wrong.
And yes about 50% of the stuff is curable with medication but the other stuff will fuck your world over.
One thing to bear in mind, you have unprotected sex with a girl your also having unprotected sex with the other 5+men she had sex with before that.
I'm disappointed i thought you had more sense then that.
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I figured that but:
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Old 03-12-2010, 06:34 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:17 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2010, 07:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2010, 01:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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...I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and nervous bout getting her pregnant. But she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me...'BE MY BABY'S DADDY!' ...I couldn't get out on time...FML...
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because curiously its damn near exact wording
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:01 AM   #22 (permalink)
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And i take it that you was that girl mattliston.
no need to get a sandy vagina cuz I neg repped you and continue to persistantly piss you off.

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hundreds of dollars for 2-3 lbs off of your flywheel isn't really worth on a street car making less tq than the lid on my jar of jelly
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Old 03-13-2010, 08:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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You dont piss me off, You amuse me. You are the guy That thinks stickers add horsepower. Your father is a HOMO so i cant blame you for the way you came out. Your better off tricking out farm equipment.
it's you're or you are....not your....if you are trying to call somebody stupid....at least do it in a way that you don't look like an idiot
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ahh yes the old Fresh Prince trick, forgot about that..
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...I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and nervous bout getting her pregnant. But she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out she wrapped her legs around me...'BE MY BABY'S DADDY!' ...I couldn't get out on time...FML...
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