Colin Powell appoints James Brown to new position of "Secretary of Soul and Foreign Minister of Funk." Good Gawd
"Powell 'appoints' soul legend James Brown to new diplomatic post
Tue Dec 9, 2:13 PM ET
WASHINGTON (AFP) - US Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites) has named James Brown, the so-called "Godfather of Soul," to a new and unusual, but apparently fictitious, senior diplomatic position, the State Department said...."