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K20Civic said:
u have to strengthen ur pc muscle......
Yeah i heard about that. You have to hold the muscles as if you're holding your bladder from urinating and hold for 3 seconds and release. Repeat and do about 200 times per day, no one will know that you're doing it either. Do this for a couple of months and you'll be able to somewhat control your orgasm.
 

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O ya can any of you do cock pushups? Ya thats what I thought. :mwaha <- he can! lol Stupid Jack Black.
 

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kpAcuracy said:
Yeah i heard about that. You have to hold the muscles as if you're holding your bladder from urinating and hold for 3 seconds and release. Repeat and do about 200 times per day, no one will know that you're doing it either. Do this for a couple of months and you'll be able to somewhat control your orgasm.
i heard that too
 

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Rev ATARI said:
Its become apparent to me that you are most likely a 8 year old little boy who is molested by his mom and dad and what ever farm animals you folks have in whatever backwoods part of the world you live in. I strongly suggest you get some counseling before you get your dick sucked off by a cow while you’re tacking it up the ass from a horse and then forced into selling it in some black-market porn place. I understand live can be traumatizing when you grow up watching your dad get fisted by your mom while your grandmother is shoving bottles up your moms ass with one hand and the other hand is busy masturbating your grandfather with razorblades…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




Lil' man, If she does come too soon then it's generally a good thing.
You some young guy...that don't know no better. :huh
 

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having a few beers always helps me. but then when you drink too much u can't get it up because you're so fucking drunk & tired haha. the quickest i've busted i think is like a couple minutes. they don't call it a quickie for nothing. lol.
 

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why is this revived.........
 

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95integrars said:
that's what i thought when i saw it. ask talonman lol

Haha, it said 1-22-06, I was thinking that was 2007, but yet, it was still only the 6th or some shit. LoL
 
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