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hey i just think it would be nice if there was a section for joke of the day u know something to start the day off well any ways heres a joke.




A guy is jogging along the beach when he spots a girl crying. This girl has no arms nor legs.
He asks her why she is crying.
She says,"I'm 25, i have no arms nor legs, and I've never been kissed."
The guy feels sorry for her and gives her a kiss.
The next day, she's crying even louder. He asks her what's wrong again.
She says,"I'm 25, i have no arms nor legs, and I've never been fucked."
The guy picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and says, "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED!!"
 
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