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if shes a virgin she should bleed. if u have tiny weenie she wont bleed. :D
 

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if you wear a ring when you donkey punch her.

or if you break her hymen. or her sphincter.
 

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a69star said:
if you wear a ring when you donkey punch her.

or if you break her hymen. or her sphincter.
Donkey Punch?! HA HA HA :laff: :cry: Or her sphincter?! LMFAO! :laff: :cry: :laff: :cry:
 

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you can also give here a Jelly Donut
 

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one time I was fucking my ex-girl. I was going mach-20 on her my dick came out and when in her ass. She blead and cried. I felt bad. She didn't feel like fucking for the rest of the night so she just sucked me off.
 

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why do u wanna make her bleed? it will get all over ur dick and be all disgusting and shit and all and ya..:p
 

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Ya chicks are hornier when they are on their rag, so if u dig that bloody shit, go for it! Thats pretty sick though!
 

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chewie10 said:
Under what conditions can you make a woman bleed while having sex?
why would you want to make a girl bleed? OUCH.

anyhow, like everyone said... if she's a virgin she MIGHT bleed. NOT ALL virgins bleed. MOST of them do.
some more than others...
and ofcourse when they are on their rags...
 

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isn't there an age limit here.........j/p

its when you are doing a chick in the ass form behind and right before you nut, you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out, her ass tightens up and it (supposedly) feels good.
 

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a69star said:
isn't there an age limit here.........j/p

its when you are doing a chick in the ass form behind and right before you nut, you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out, her ass tightens up and it (supposedly) feels good.
Thats what a donkey punch is? LMAO.. I never knew that..
 

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a69star said:
isn't there an age limit here.........j/p

its when you are doing a chick in the ass form behind and right before you nut, you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out, her ass tightens up and it (supposedly) feels good.
wtf dood that's f'ed up hahahaha neva knew dat... is that tru?
 

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for all who aren't in the know with the latest sex things... here are a couple

dirty sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

one-eyed pirate
Blow your load in one of your girl's eyes. While she tries to wipe it off, kick her in the shin. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. She may even say "Argh!"

bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

air bag
While receiving road head, you pretend you've been in an accident and quickly adjust the steering wheel to clamp down on the bitch's neck, then you hit the brakes, forcing her to take that entire dick down her throat. The air bag comes out when she gags and regurgitates all over your lap. Take your seat belt off, jerk off in her face to show her you're glad she survived the accident, and call 911.

abraham lincoln
Shave your balls, chode, and pubic area and set the clippings aside on a sheet of paper before a girl gives you head. Release your load all over her face and pick up the piece of paper and blow the hair into her face. The result will produce a nice patchy beard similar to our 16th President. You may also choose to grab the nearest Derringer and blow her head off and call this a John Wilkes Booth if you're that fucking nuts.
 

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igo4bmx said:
for all who aren't in the know with the latest sex things... here are a couple

dirty sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

one-eyed pirate
Blow your load in one of your girl's eyes. While she tries to wipe it off, kick her in the shin. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. She may even say "Argh!"

bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

air bag
While receiving road head, you pretend you've been in an accident and quickly adjust the steering wheel to clamp down on the bitch's neck, then you hit the brakes, forcing her to take that entire dick down her throat. The air bag comes out when she gags and regurgitates all over your lap. Take your seat belt off, jerk off in her face to show her you're glad she survived the accident, and call 911.

abraham lincoln
Shave your balls, chode, and pubic area and set the clippings aside on a sheet of paper before a girl gives you head. Release your load all over her face and pick up the piece of paper and blow the hair into her face. The result will produce a nice patchy beard similar to our 16th President. You may also choose to grab the nearest Derringer and blow her head off and call this a John Wilkes Booth if you're that fucking nuts.
holi sh*t lmfao
 

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igo4bmx said:
for all who aren't in the know with the latest sex things... here are a couple

dirty sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

one-eyed pirate
Blow your load in one of your girl's eyes. While she tries to wipe it off, kick her in the shin. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. She may even say "Argh!"

bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

air bag
While receiving road head, you pretend you've been in an accident and quickly adjust the steering wheel to clamp down on the bitch's neck, then you hit the brakes, forcing her to take that entire dick down her throat. The air bag comes out when she gags and regurgitates all over your lap. Take your seat belt off, jerk off in her face to show her you're glad she survived the accident, and call 911.

abraham lincoln
Shave your balls, chode, and pubic area and set the clippings aside on a sheet of paper before a girl gives you head. Release your load all over her face and pick up the piece of paper and blow the hair into her face. The result will produce a nice patchy beard similar to our 16th President. You may also choose to grab the nearest Derringer and blow her head off and call this a John Wilkes Booth if you're that fucking nuts.
Now THAT was funny as hell!

But seriously, you don't HAVE to have a really big schlong to make a girl bleed.

Like someone said earlier, if a girl is a virgin she can bleed. This depends on whether or not she has her hymen intact. Incase some of you geniuses don't know, the Hymen is a fold of skin that partially covers the entrance to the vagina. When this is broken, the girl bleeds.....hence...popping the cherry.

Another way is if a girls vagina is very small, or not lubricated enough you could cause her to bleed by forcing her inner vaginal folds to tear before allowing them to adjust to your penis. The vagina adjust accordingly to the size of the mans penis the more she has sex with that partner....so if she goes from a guy with a 5 inch penis to a guy with a 7 inch penis she is going to experience some pain during the adjustment.

My girl asked the doctor about some light bleeding during sex and he told her that she should stop whenever any kind of bleeding is present. Give the vagina time to heal. And if a girl is bleeding heavily because of intercourse you should go to the emergency room if the bleeding doesnt stop because she could be bleeing internally.

So, whats the point to all this?? Take it SLOW at first, and ease your way in :) She'll love you for it.
 

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a69star said:
its when you are doing a chick in the ass form behind and right before you nut, you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out, her ass tightens up and it (supposedly) feels good.
i knew a few rednecks who tried it, one said it was tight as hell. but i don;t fuck with the dooky shoot anyways.
 

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igo4bmx said:
for all who aren't in the know with the latest sex things... here are a couple

dirty sanchez
A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez.

Another way to do it.....is do her in the ass...then pull out....tap her on the back...and when she turns her head...have ur cock right by her nose.....she will create the mustache by turning her head.

Haha...those were funny as hell bro... OMG

My friend told me another one....its called "strawberry shortcake." Basically you blow a load in the gurls mouth...then pull out and punch her in the nose. When her nose bleeds the blood mixes w/ the load creating a strawberry and cream appearance.:D
 
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