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This is what happens to your vehicle when you cover the windows of my vehicle in blue shoe polish.





















And to think I did all that in the middle of an apartment complex at 1am without getting the cops called on me. :lol :ninja
 

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Cautela said:
:lol
What did he do to your car?
Its a friend of mine, him and this other guy covered my windows in blue shoe polish because I took the other guys sister to my other friends house with me and he didn't like that shit. So instead of fighting me he they did the whole shoe polish thing.
 

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thaunforgiven said:
dood, that aint right. sorry, but a part of me wants you to get caught. :noo
You're entitled to your opinion.
 

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Diana said:
you are one wierd kid :lol
Thats why ya love me woman. :hug
 

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5genlude said:
You guys dont know....this is common in WEST VIRGINIA

hell he has sex with his sister, and is trying for a son:)
Motherfucker.
 

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90Si said:
bahhahah, you get tih rep on tih back

-edit- where did you get the deer?
I killed it and took all the good (edible) meat off of it then the antlers and put the rest on his truck.
 

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lol That's pretty funny. To the guys that said it very wrong, ain't all that hard to clean it up. Tis just a truck bed.
 

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At the local lake Matt parties and parties til hes drunk
He rolled over and saw a cute 14yr old with a nice bondonka donk
After a night of acid tabs, copenhagen, and bud light,
he and the drunk lil girl romped all night
"if theres grass on the field, play ball" he said
His uncle is a cop, no worries about being jailed
"oh yes matty do me raw" she yelled
He proceeded nasty style with the beer firmly held
After he woke up he noticed everyone wasn't there
outside the tent a girl lies dead, he couldnt help but swear
"holy fucking shit" he cried
"oh my god i think she died"
Police cars pierce through the morning day
he gets up, pants not found and tries to run away
without success hes caught and hauled away to jail
all his guns, socom, and dip sold to make bail
charged with statutory rape and minor in possession
matt shogunn blade convicted and awaiting sentencin
In the shower room matt's visited by a man named Lex
All he could think of was that scene from American History X.

-Matt, your underage infatuation with girls, innocent and unprotected will get you in trouble, you will lose everything including your dignity and manhood so leave them minors alone!-



Who will be next?
:lol :lol :lol
 

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It's probably better that you decided to desicrate his truck instead of fighting him because knowing you, he'd probably end up dead or in the hospital, which would result in serious jail time.

This was perhaps the optimal solution for payback, and indeed it required a pair of adamantium balls to create such a bizarre form of ownage.

The force, or whatever you folks call it in the south, is certainly with you.

:btu
 

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90Si said:
so you had all this planned in advance?

should boned his sis, took pics and posted them up everywhere

:lol good idea.
 
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