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yldstyleviet said:
recently. some kids went around and started tagging each other's car with shoe polish. then somebody smeared some paint eating compound on 5 cars parked outside of someone's house one night and it rained. the police got involved. lesson of story: dont fuckw ith someone's car, it is childish. I would've dealt with your two friends instead of putting a deer carcass on the truck. that is double gay on your part. all 3 of you should get a royal curb stomping :byye
Well if you're gonna be the one to do it big boy just bring your ass up to Virginia. I'm not that far away.
 

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so how'd you manage to kill the deer? shot it or something? then how'd you manage to drag it all the way to his truck..i love the law enforcement in your community =)
 

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At the local lake Matt parties and parties til hes drunk
He rolled over and saw a cute 14yr old with a nice bondonka donk
After a night of acid tabs, copenhagen, and bud light,
he and the drunk lil girl romped all night
"if theres grass on the field, play ball" he said
His uncle is a cop, no worries about being jailed
"oh yes matty do me raw" she yelled
He proceeded nasty style with the beer firmly held
After he woke up he noticed everyone wasn't there
outside the tent a girl lies dead, he couldnt help but swear
"holy fucking shit" he cried
"oh my god i think she died"
Police cars pierce through the morning day
he gets up, pants not found and tries to run away
without success hes caught and hauled away to jail
all his guns, socom, and dip sold to make bail
charged with statutory rape and minor in possession
matt shogunn blade convicted and awaiting sentencin
In the shower room matt's visited by a man named Lex
All he could think of was that scene from American History X.

-Matt, your underage infatuation with girls, innocent and unprotected will get you in trouble, you will lose everything including your dignity and manhood so leave them minors alone!-

:lol :lol :lol Again, fuckin guy never ceases to amaze me.
 

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azian21485 said:
so how'd you manage to kill the deer? shot it or something? then how'd you manage to drag it all the way to his truck..i love the law enforcement in your community =)
hunting is a popular form of recreation for rednecks like shogunn.

prolly killed it while hunting one day, brought it home, ate/saved all the good parts and threw the rest of it in his buddies truck.


i doubt he would just run into the forest real quick one night and kill a deer just for this purpose.
 

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crdcz03 said:
i doubt he would just run into the forest real quick one night and kill a deer just for this purpose.
:lol You never know.


I can't believe you little shits missed this thread, I was in a gravediggin mood this morning.
 
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