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In the beginning there was an online shop. And it was good. God commanded man to buy parts from the shop and to build a machine. Man worked for 6 days and 6 nights to find the best parts and on the 7th day he built a PC. And it was fast. These were the commandments to be followed during the "Great Rig Building Era" as God commanded man to do so....

Builders Commandments:
1. Thou shall build thy own desktop
2. Thou shall not splurge an unnecessarily huge amount of cash, on one's build.
3. Thou shall not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Thou shall maintain one's computer clean and at cool temperatures.
5. Thou shall handle one's computer with care.
6. Thou shall always overclock and not fear to overclock.
7. Thou shall not covet thy fellow techie's computer.
8. Thou shall not bear false witness about thou's own computer.
9. Thou shall not use force when installing components, when components fit in one way.
10. Thou shall always install the latest drivers and updates.
 

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I think I follow all of these religiously by mere habit :rolleyes
 

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[aTHiNa] said:
no, not really...

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yes it was. me and my friend had this discussion earlier.


the president at the time they invented the intraweb was needing a way to get his playboys from his office to wherever he was on travel without the wifey knowing and not lugging round those dirty little magazines. thus was born the intraweb, and email, and free porn,
 

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thou shall keep thy computer wires tidy and loomed

:) In other words..NO FLIPPIN RATS NESTS

Seen it too many times before kills airflow ftw..
 

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oooh watercooled.. yum

temps? overclocked?
 

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holy resurrection batman
 

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everyone knows porn INVENTED internet, it just got too weird askin a friend for porn or watchin their porn in their rents living room, or goin to those non sexually freaky stores browsin porn were the cashier is some old granny with a pervert older husband...grosss.....eeew
 
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